DeathSpank

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█ █ For uncounted years, DeathSpank has been a Dispenser of        █ █
      █ █ Justice, a Vanquisher of Evil, and a Hero to the Downtrodden.  █ █
      █ █ DeathSpank has long searched for a powerful artifact called    █ █
      █ █ The Artifact. Forged by unknown hands for unknown purposes     █ █
      █ █ some unknown time in the past, The Artifact is now within      █ █
      █ █ DeathSpank's reach. What is The Artifact?                      █ █
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      █ █ The Epic Humor of Ron Gilbert û Ron Gilbert brings his         █ █
      █ █ hilarious brand of witty humor and ridiculous dialog to a      █ █
      █ █ whole new genre in one of the most epic stories ever told      █ █
      █ █ involving a hero and his quest to find The Artifact.           █ █
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      █ █ Two-Player Local "Sidekick2 Co-op - Recruit a friend to fight  █ █
      █ █ by your side as your heroic sidekick and work your way         █ █
      █ █ together through hellacious dungeons and a mysterious land.    █ █
      █ █ Local co-op requires a controller for the second player.       █ █
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      █ █ Explore a Massive World - The world of DeathSpank is massive   █ █
      █ █ and full of tons of unique and hilarious characters, dangerous █ █
      █ █ foes, diverse landscapes, and chickens...lots of chickens.     █ █
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      █ █ Find and Collect Hundreds of Weapons, Unique Items, and Armor  █ █
      █ █ Pieces - Collect hundreds of weapons, armor pieces, and unique █ █
      █ █ items (have you ever collected unicorn poop, or used a chicken █ █
      █ █ launcher?) during your heroic journey and use them to          █ █
      █ █ customize your character's abilities and inventory.            █ █
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