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█ █ For uncounted years, DeathSpank has been a Dispenser of █ █
█ █ Justice, a Vanquisher of Evil, and a Hero to the Downtrodden. █ █
█ █ DeathSpank has long searched for a powerful artifact called █ █
█ █ The Artifact. Forged by unknown hands for unknown purposes █ █
█ █ some unknown time in the past, The Artifact is now within █ █
█ █ DeathSpank's reach. What is The Artifact? █ █
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█ █ The Epic Humor of Ron Gilbert รป Ron Gilbert brings his █ █
█ █ hilarious brand of witty humor and ridiculous dialog to a █ █
█ █ whole new genre in one of the most epic stories ever told █ █
█ █ involving a hero and his quest to find The Artifact. █ █
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█ █ Two-Player Local "Sidekick2 Co-op - Recruit a friend to fight █ █
█ █ by your side as your heroic sidekick and work your way █ █
█ █ together through hellacious dungeons and a mysterious land. █ █
█ █ Local co-op requires a controller for the second player. █ █
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█ █ Explore a Massive World - The world of DeathSpank is massive █ █
█ █ and full of tons of unique and hilarious characters, dangerous █ █
█ █ foes, diverse landscapes, and chickens...lots of chickens. █ █
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█ █ Find and Collect Hundreds of Weapons, Unique Items, and Armor █ █
█ █ Pieces - Collect hundreds of weapons, armor pieces, and unique █ █
█ █ items (have you ever collected unicorn poop, or used a chicken █ █
█ █ launcher?) during your heroic journey and use them to █ █
█ █ customize your character's abilities and inventory. █ █
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